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1. What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? 1. A woolly jumper.
2. What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with an elephant? 2. A lot of damage in the countryside.
3.What marsupial swears a lot? 3. A Cuscus.
4. What do you get if you cross Elvis Presley with a Wallaby? 4. A Rock Wallaby.
5. What kind of Australian animal has money named after it? 5. The Euro.
6. What kind of Australian animal has bow legs? 6. A Bandicoot.
7. What kind of Wallaby doesn't wear any clothes? 7. Unadorned Wallaby.
8. Who was Skippy the Kangaroo's favourite cowboy? 8. Hopalong Cassidy.
9. Why did the Kangaroo go to the cricket? 9. He wanted to see the Wombat.
10. What Australian animal can't feel pain? 10. The Numbat.
11. What Australian animal likes to plot storms? 11. A Planigale.
12. What Australian animal needs to go on a diet? 12. A Fat -tailed Dunnart.
13. What Australian marsupial supports Pauline Hanson? 13. The Red-necked Wallaby.
14. What marsupials are always hard to catch? 14. The Agile Wallaby.
15. Which kind of kangaroo is a fruit? 15. The Pademelon.
16. What kind of Possum lives in a bee hive? 16. A Honey Possum.
17. What is the sweetest Australian animal? 17. The Sugar Glider.
18. Which native animal is not very brave? 18. The Yellow-bellied Glider.
19. What Australian Possum must have once come from Ireland? 19. The Green Possum.
20. What Australian marsupial likes races and gambling? 20. The Bettong.
21. What Wallaby must have North American Indian relatives? 21. The Black-footed Wallaby.
22. Which native animal likes brown paintings? 22. The Dunnart.
23. Why did the Bandicoot go to the Post Office? 23. Because he had to pay a Bilby.
24.What kind of Kangaroo wears glasses? 24. The Spectacled Hare-Wallaby.
25.What animal is named after a saucepan of kangaroo stew. 25. The Potoroo.



Bennett's Wallaby
Juvenile NT Brushtail Possum
Swamp Wallaby
Golden Brushtail Possum
Red Kangaroos
Yellow-footed Rock-wallabies
Baby Squirrel Glider
Sugar Glider

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