you splash along the track
alert and ears pinned back
might have seen those queer square turds
thought, if not expressed in words
stress of such a defecation
it's not done to entertain us -
Wombat has an oblong anus.
if your slumber is disturbed
cries and screams, don't be perturbed.
closed, teeth clenched and racked with pain
Wombat's gone and crapped again!!
Tate, 1982. The Bastard from the Bush, Obscene
Ballads of Australian Origin. Q/Land: Rams Skull